The central lie — the key dishonesty — of modern conservatism is that being judgmental about the ethnicity or language or culture of the person next door is fine and acceptable, but being judgmental of that attitude is elitist and arrogant and closed-minded. What vapid bullshit.

CNN is reporting that @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social referred to a voter he was meeting as “my man” at a campaign event today, even though the 13th Amendment to the United States Constitution has made it illegal to own human beings since 1865 and remains the law in states including New York

BREAKING: Secretary of Energy Chris Wright announces government investigation into “so-called solar energy,” including possible heath risks of “solar radiation” from solar panels and concerns that solar energy initiatives “may use up all of the sun, leaving us dark and cold.”

Me to my assistant: do I have time for an interview with Isaac Chotiner Assistant: I could pencil it in between the Dahmer dinner and poker with Anton Chigurh

You can tell Olivia Reingold is telling the truth about all her friends dumping her because they let her release that video

I appreciate Mr. Miller putting the totenkopf in complete cultural context, explaining further how goody-two-shoes are ruining America, and elaborating on how Mr. Platner will “bathe triumphantly in the cascade of his detractors’ blood.”

Dear Cuomo campaign: ”normal legal process” does not involve “actually this is super racist and horrible.” View quoted note →

Kid3 is going to another city for a mock trial tournament with her college team this weekend. Just found out that the hotel they are using is housing an ICE team. She’s got her passport card, which establishes she’s a citizen (since adoption, by law). Hope that’s enough. Fuck ICE scum.