Did you know Louis XVI was renovating Versailles while deeply in debt and with France in the midst of a terrible financial crisis and political instability? Whatever happened to the French monarchy anyway?

I’m not sure why my dude friends are confused when I ask how slutty they’re dressing

If you’re cis and someone asks if you’re trans you don’t need to correct them. You don’t need to defend yourself from a label that isn’t negative.

Please make the following things opt-in instead of their current opt-out status: - tracking cookies - nicknames - AI - gender

Kids these days think the internet is too safe. Many of us learned when it was a true minefield, when darkness lurked at every corner waiting to truly jump scare you, when every link was a risk. We know how scary it can be. We all owe goatse a debt of thanks

I’m patiently waiting for the holiday season to replace my screaming pillow with one that says “All is calm”

My three-year-old says she hates medicine and I know she definitely hates vaccines, in case they’re looking for a new head of HHS

All opinions I express are my own, and honestly that sucks because they're TERRIBLE.

Took a fall during a bike ride and the pavement won. I finished the next 20 miles though