The housing market should have taught me but electric car chargers have definitely shown me that many boomers have no idea how to be courteous sharing limited resources

Apparently I can now “react” to emails so let me be the first to say this reply could have been an emoji

I used to think weddings were cis drag but I think opera might be

The hair is hairing tonigh

This is the most 2012 Facebook Profile ass picture I’ve ever taken

What is the name of the viscous cycle where you are watching what you eat and so you exercise so you can eat more but then that makes you more hungry so you feel like you need to keep exercising

Don’t give me a slimmer device. Give me a bulky device and instead of using advances in efficiency to make it smaller and flashier, make it more powerful and reliable.

When the US falls apart it's gonna be a nutty Wikipedia edit day

I don’t care what you all say I think I’m kinda cute (/s)

I’m only making a deal with god if it doesn’t involve running up a hill