Dreading the inevitable future where the original wizard of oz gets remade as part of the Wicked Cinematic Universe to moderate critical acclaim, but then a couple years later the lady cast as Dorothy goes down the transphobia rabbit hole and we have to retire “friend of Dorothy” as a euphemism for queer folks ugh

Genuinely cool that if you ever wanna see something on fire you can just drive around following firetrucks and they’ll bring ya to one

Daily reminder that the singular form of harmonica is actually harmonicum

It’s called the last SUPPER not the last DINNER which is undeniable proof that Jesus was a midwesterner

ugh okay so the jittery pace of cotton eyed joe continues to match the jittery pace of my anxiety today and idk something feels off about sitting and dreading an imminent arrival of fascism while humming that damn song

Playing scrabble at a bar with @Jessica

Okay it’s November 1 and I just started my first hallmark Christmas movie of the season and omg I can’t believe that this lady’s boss is making her work through the holiday AND her parents’ Christmas tree farm is facing foreclosure

The best part of fall is that it’s finally the right weather for leggings and ankle boots so for a brief moment or two you can pretend that it’s 2009 again without the horrors of the past decade and a half and be once again be freshly aghast that Kanye would be so rude to Ms Swift.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH