Mastodon but you’re only allowed to post after sunset and toots are called hoots

The worst part of trying to buy an oscilloscope is that the prices keep fluctuating but there’s no way to track them until you already have the oscilloscope

Somehow genuinely surprised at the amount of horny unabomber fiction on ao3

Wild how "find half a billion black holes" simultaneously feels both too lazy and too overambitious for a grant proposal

Absolute shame that it’s so hard to find snortable melatonin these days

Happy pride month to the Amtrak lounge car cafe, which according to the announcement is OPEN and ~~SERVING~~

Therapist: monospaced comic sans isn’t real, it can’t hurt you Monospaced comic sans:

Realizing that my standard search when trying to understand a cultural phenomenon that I’ve been out of the loop of is “what’s the deal with [tunnel girl, asmr, temu]” and I’m idk how to feel that the only thing separating me from being a subpar standup comedian is access to search engines

Hey queer and trans astronomers! I’m trying to gauge interest in an online *space* (discord, slack, etc, format to be determined) where folks can share and discuss topics specific to being queer / trans in astronomy. All the details are tbd but I want to see whether there’s any interest out there before I tell the nsf that folks are interested lol #astrodon (please boost!)

she’s a 10 but she called sport peppers “just jalepenos”