Fifteen years ago we "snuck in" to Disneyland to elope guerilla-style (and thereby avoid paying Disneyland's insane event fees) but were caught in the act by Alice and the Mad Hatter. Instead of quietly alerting security, however, they insisted on being our attendants. At the time, I thought this might be the strangest part of our marriage, but no. No, this was setting the tone for the ensuing decades. Love you, @Rev. Meghann Robern, and so happy to be by your side.

this this this this with the additional layer of "we don't trust you take action that might put anyone else at risk, because when we asked you to simply not buy merch, you couldn't even handle that."

me too, hon. me, too.