Another entry for the Who The Fuck Even Am I Anymore files. This is the late night snack I just prepared for myself and I am legit excited about. There is cinnamon roll cake in the house. There are donuts in the house. There are chips in the house. But I'm all excited about a mug with half a cup of hummus in the bottom and some celery sticks for dipping. Whaaaaat the fuck.

also i am still salty about hrt turning me into a morning person. this was not on the possible side effects list.

OMFG this. #ai #meta #metaAI #aiart #chatgpt

Added another interval and half a kilometer to my route and still feeling pretty good! #MimsyRuns #running

Behold, Des Moines' greatest cultural landmark, the Tower of Teeth!

so i am wildly grateful for every new cubic millimeter but if they're going to grow anyway, why can't they grow inwards?!

took the kids to Bubba Gump Shrimp Co for dinner and they keep asking us to explain it and I just… can't. This is a deeply weird restaurant.