how do i adopt a Palestinian orphan girl like this ? image just kidding - i can't ! i am both single and unemployed. but if i was married and had a job i would be looking into something like this ... then when she turns 18 divorce your wife and marry your daughter like Elon Musk's father did ! i don't even need to fuck her until she turns 18. i just need to make sure she is still a virgin. if not she is kicked out of the house !
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i am going to use Penske by the way even though it is 30% more expensive and three times as slow. because my extensive research shows that Penske is simply a higher-end service than U-Haul. i am just amazed that people are totally incapable of getting basic objective facts straight. these people believe that price and acceleration should be the deciding factors yet can't get them straight as if it is some kind of classified information. the genius that is myself on other hand knows the facts but ignores them because i am above reality ! View quoted note →
for example most people believe Penske is cheaper for long moves than U-Haul because Penske gives unlimited miles actual numbers for my 1,000 mile trip: Penske - $2,800 ( unlimited miles ) Uhaul - $2,200 ( 1200 free miles, if you need more you pay extra ) you tell me which one is cheaper ? actually nevermind - you can do math. the average person can't. when they see the words "free unlimited" their rodent mind goes " i like free and i like unlimited - i am voting for Mamdani ! " YES THEY ARE THAT STUPID View quoted note →
if you want to be successful as a salesman the one thing you can not do is assume the customer possesses ANY intelligence assume the level of customer intelligence is ZERO start lying and don't stop sure you will lose the 1% of customers like me who do actually possess intelligence but if you tell the truth you will lose the 99% who don't
Kike "humor" outlet "The Babylon Bee" threatened to murder Megyn Kelly because she fact checked Kike extraordinaire Ben Shapiro their tweet has since been deleted image
other evidence of advanced brain cancer among the general population - they all keep talking about 24 foot U-Haul or 24 foot Penske there is 22 foot penske and 26 foot U-Haul and Penske ... THERE ARE NO 24 foot either ! they just keep saying 24 because it's a round number same as how one retard was reviewing U-Haul 15 foot and put "V10" in the title ... that U-Haul has a V8 ... he admitted in the video he doesn't know what engine is under the hood ... so why did he put V10 in the title ? well i guess because it's a round number and sounds baller ! this is what i didn't understand when i was younger, is that when 100 IQ retard brain cancer fags speak they just speak out of their ass - they just make shit up as they go along because they believe the purpose of speaking is to make sound. they don't know that communication is supposed to have a purpose because they assume everybody is as stupid as they are and they know they have nothing of value to say so they assume neither does anybody else and that people just speak because it's a social custom like dancing or something - but instead of moving around you make sounds with your mouth by randomly making stuff up I AM NOT JOKING
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