#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed! This is your official Tuesday announcement - it is officially Tuesday as certified by the Squirrel Horologist Association! It's a sunny start to the day but showers are forecast later, with temps due to hit a high of 12ºC. I maybe a teeny, tiny bit excited that my Mac Mini is due later! Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖 #WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

Well it seems that my alter-ego [@Tim_McTuffty](

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Tim McTuffty (@Tim_McTuffty@beige.party)

11.1K Posts, 394 Following, 360 Followers · An itinerant squirrel poet, aka @MaJ1@beige.party New to the whole word smithing thing so don’t b...

) has been mugged by his muse again ... It would be nice to know what folks think of ... The Gaurdians :-

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Tim McTuffty (@Tim_McTuffty@beige.party)

Attached: 2 images *** The Guardians. *** Along the lane beside the church where trees grow tall & shade the earth, where clouds flit gently over...

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Good evening Squirrel Fans. Apropos to nothing at all 😇 ... Rincewind the Wizzard (his spelling not mine!) has been illegally immigrated into the Agatean Empire for reasons that may (or may not) become clear if you read the book. (Interesting Times). Currently he is before the Agatean Emperor & his Grand Vizier, Lord Hong. The outlook does not look good! :- "Tell me, Lord . . . Hong,” said the ancient Emperor. “What would be the punishment for a . . . foreigner . . . entering the Forbidden City?” “Removal of all limbs, ears, and eyes, and then allowed to go free,” said Lord Hong. Rincewind raised his hand. “First offense?” he said.” ― Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times Right off to meet a sleeper agent in Night City, catch you fab folk tomorrow! Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖 @npub1gnj9...vk7h #WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves For today’s diary update please follow #TimsASDjourney

Good evening Squirrel Fans. Creationists read it & weep!! “Most species do their own evolving, making it up as they go along, which is the way Nature intended. And this is all very natural and organic and in tune with mysterious cycles of the cosmos, which believes that there's nothing like millions of years of really frustrating trial and error to give a species moral fiber and, in some cases, backbone.” ― Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man Folks have been saying “What do we do with a manically depressed anthropomorphic armoured squirrel?” I riposte “You think you got problems! What do you do if you are a manically depressed anthropomorphic armoured squirrel!?” (Apologies to Douglas Adam’s for brutalising that quote from The Guide, bonus points to any Peep who can tell me who said it originally.) Ok I’ll catch you fab Peeps in the morning! Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖 @npub1gnj9...vk7h #WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves For today’s diary update please follow #TimsASDjourney