The Senate Agriculture Committee, loaded with corn, soybean and ranch senators, votes tomorrow January 29 at 10:30 AM ET on the big crypto market structure bill. They are shaping CFTC oversight for spot Bitcoin trading, classifying most tokens as digital commodities, cracking down on wash trading and manipulation. Why farmers? CFTC regulated wheat futures back in the day, so Congress just dumped crypto there by inertia. Peak American absurdity. If it passes with bipartisan support, we get cleaner markets, fake volume dies, institutional cash floods Bitcoin properly. Irony so thick you could cut it with a pitchfork, but the outcome looks bullish for BTC. Thoughts?










