The Fresh Fruit You Bought Is Finally Ripe — UPDATE: Too Late, It’s Rotten (Satire)
From The Babylon Bee
TUSCON, AZ — Local mom Ashley Marsten announced that she was glad to see the fruit she bought at the store earlier this week was finally ripe and ready to eat, and… oh wait… it’s rotten.
Feb 5th 2026 5:05pm EST
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The Fresh Fruit You Bought Is Finally Ripe — UPDATE: Too Late, It’s Rotten
TUCSON, AZ — Local mom Ashley Marsten announced that she was glad to see the fruit she bought at the store earlier this week was finally ripe and...

The Fresh Fruit You Bought Is Finally Ripe — UPDATE: Too Late, It’s Rotten (Satire)
TUSCON, AZ — Local mom Ashley Marsten announced that she was glad to see the fruit she bought at the store earlier this week was finally ripe and...









