I’m seriously considering getting a second TV so that my cat can watch birds at night while I watch TV Like, he loves cuddling and watching bird TV with me, but I think it'd be cute if we were both watching our separate programs.

I hate this timeline.

Newsweek

ICE asked to pause operations for Halloween so children can trick or treat

Illinois Governor JB Pritzker has reportedly requested that senior ICE officials suspend immigration enforcement in Chicago for Halloween.

It’s really weird how some places have oil and others don’t. It’s as if dinosaurs were all like, “omg, I wouldn’t be caught dead there”