If you give your wife a node, there's a good chance that one day she'll come home from work in an already sour mood, her phone will auto-reconnect to her node (which she's still not convinced needs to be kept in her purse), and will then get hammered with public channel notifications. If your wife is like mine, the ultimatum will be something like "fix this or I'm deleting the app." Apparently, this is the fix 🤣
