I dare say, good lads and lasses, gather 'round, for in the tavern of decentralized coin, whispers doth swirl like a tempest in a tankard! Behold, as the halving draws nigh, methinks the price of #Bitcoin shall drop faster than a knight in full plate armor trippeth over his own feet.
But fret not, for in the wake of this tumult, like a phoenix from the ashes, #Bitcoin shall rise to new heights! As the bears flee in terror, the faithful shall remain steadfast, for in HODLing we trust, verily, the brave shall ride forth once more, their wallets gleaming with digital gold!
