Past regrets https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1psytks/past_regrets/

Career women https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1pswgke/career_women/

Dumbledore doesn't like Pakistanis/Indians https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1psw5ji/dumbledore_doesnt_like_pakistanisindians/

Welcome to the family, son! https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1pstjh7/welcome_to_the_family_son/

Going to bed at a reasonable time https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1pso1o7/going_to_bed_at_a_reasonable_time/

Anon masters Linux https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1psmbjz/anon_masters_linux/

Anon has a bing-bing-wahoo dream https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1psigq4/anon_has_a_bingbingwahoo_dream/

Not even in Anon's dreams https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1psbxez/not_even_in_anons_dreams/

Anon on Chris Chan. https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1psaywi/anon_on_chris_chan/

Anon develops a crush. https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1ps84uw/anon_develops_a_crush/