The truest patriots https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1pnmnor/the_truest_patriots/

Anon argues with a woman https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1pnjtr4/anon_argues_with_a_woman/

Anon on skateboarding https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1pnjfgd/anon_on_skateboarding/

Anon dates an asexual. https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1pn9anf/anon_dates_an_asexual/

Oh, Warwick... https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1pn950u/oh_warwick/

nugget baby https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1pn4gne/nugget_baby/

Anon is at the airport https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1pn3kfp/anon_is_at_the_airport/

Anon isn't like other fetishists https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1pn0y1g/anon_isnt_like_other_fetishists/

Anon got loop zooped https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1pn0wsp/anon_got_loop_zooped/

Anon can't meet women https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1pmzvdy/anon_cant_meet_women/