Anon has the cold. https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1phcy68/anon_has_the_cold/

Babylonian Empire https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1phblof/babylonian_empire/

The age of AI is punishment for our digital transgressions https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1ph4967/the_age_of_ai_is_punishment_for_our_digital/

WageCucked by Chad that kinda looks like Anon’s dad https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1ph1w3p/wagecucked_by_chad_that_kinda_looks_like_anons_dad/

Anon is a simp https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1pgxdu2/anon_is_a_simp/

Anon on autistic interests. https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1pgvmkp/anon_on_autistic_interests/

Doug the baked potato https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1pgub3s/doug_the_baked_potato/

Ahmed the Buffalo Wings connoisseur https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1pgtl51/ahmed_the_buffalo_wings_connoisseur/

Anon asks 4chan for medical advice https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1pgth87/anon_asks_4chan_for_medical_advice/

Men without fathers end up as simps https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1pgs52o/men_without_fathers_end_up_as_simps/