Dear conspiracy theorists,
We used to think that your claims of the world being run by a huge, extremely secretive cabal of astronomically wealthy human traffickers and actively paedophiliac elites were unfounded and ridiculous.
We don't think that anymore. Turns out, the world actually IS run by a huge, extremely secretive cabal of astronomically wealthy human traffickers and actively paedophiliac elites.
Sorry, folks. Our bad.
Signed,
