Over 20 years built up a porn collection of 35Tb. Have been using the Stash app to catalog it with great care. It showed that watching all the clips back to back 24/7 would take over 5 years. Woke up yesterday with the thought that it very sad behavior and deleted the lot.

My in laws call the remote control "the jizzer" and I can't bring myself to tell them why it is so wrong and why they should never say that word again. My husband and I keep pretending we don't hear them say it.

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Convinced some friends I'm psychic due to my prediction skills for goal scoring during the footy. I'm not psychic. Just the to at the local has a bit of a delay and I have vibration alerts for match updates on my phone in my pocket.

When I met my husband, the date wasn't great, the sex was also mediocre but he made the bed in the morning and then made me breakfast. Married for 36 years now.

Lot of rain last night some localised flooding. Driving through the village saw 2 kids in full waterproofs waiting patiently by a massive puddle. So I slowed and drove around the puddle looking in my mirrors to see the disappointment.

I'm an author. Everyone who gives my books a 1-star review, which, not to be cocky, is rather rare, I use their name to create a terrible, hated character in my next book who gets killed off most gruesomely. You've been warned.

Me & the wife don't bother with Xmas/birthday presents for each other, instead we wrap random things from around the house for the kids to give us. Best presents so far have been a single flip-flop and a remote for a TV we don't own. Makes life so much easier.

I quit a large multinational as my manager was terrible. He gave me a rush project in my last fortnight, so I decided to write in in FORTRAN 77 (an approved language at the time). No-one else in our team knew it, so it had to be rewritten delaying the project. Boss got no bonus.

There's an episode in Blackadder 3 where Edmond uses made-up words to convince Samual Johnson that he's missed stuff from his dictionary. I have been using these same words in work meetings and reports for decades without ever being challenged on their authenticity.