Halloumi is telling us it's time. Made his last vet appointment. Halloumi was the first test pilot for my Rat Operated Vehicle. You need the sound just to hear She Who Must Be Obeyed shout when it worked.
What are people using these days for Netflow/IPFIX collection and analysis? #sysadmin #netadmin (Yes, yes, I wrote "Network Flow Analysis," but it's IPv4-only and flow-tools is not extensible to IPv6, plus that was fifteen years ago and life moves on.)
This. All of this. Times several million. https://medium.com/@GregPogorzelski/the-thing-about-the-kobayashi-maru-4d5e1e49993e
Cashel would like to remind you that in a world where the Onion owns InfoWars, anything is possible. Write that book. Release that zero-day. Lick that wire. #petrats #rats image
It's been hours, but The Onion purchasing Infowars still warms my heart.
How y'all doing?
Six days left to get your early copy of #dearAbyss! Six years of #sysadmin advice columns. Yes, I gave away the columns for free, now I'm trying to #kickstarter the collection. It's like I gave away the meat, but decided to sell the soup bone. It's probably best I stay a writer rather than open a restaurant. image
Me to person who called on the phone: "No reputable company does business by phone any more." Were they real? Maybe. Can I trust them? Hell no. The phone industry failed to fix the problem, and cut their own throat.
GIF: it's pronounced "gife," rhymes with "knife."
I guess I was living in a bubble. Of mutual respect.