Just got a letter from a place I haven’t worked at for eight years (UPenn) telling me that my personal data was leaked by a company I’ve never done business with (Oracle), and so they’re giving me two years of credit monitoring with another company (Equifax) to make up for it.
The future isn’t everything it was cracked up to be.
I'm just imagining what the reaction would have been if Obama had suggested renaming NFL football. They would have had to put him in witness protection.
