The Orcish holiday of the Longest Dark takes place on the longest night of the year.
Allow me to present the recipe for Longest Dark Punch, taken from "To Serve Orc: Enduring Recipes from the Old Country, Watered Down for America," and the editorial note therefor.
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Editorial Note:
Niamh Kendall volunteered to research orc cocktails for this booklet, as she had previously made not-enemies with one Kursh-Tai of the Detroit Clubs Football Club. Kursh-Tai was willing to share cocktail recipes if and only if Niamh joined her in drinking them. Normally, I would ask Niamh to contribute a few words about her experience, but Niamh scrawled this note before losing consciousness and has been unavailable since. We donβt know if this was the result of entering a drinking contest with an orc or merely getting a good swallow of this concoction, but the GoFundMe for her liver transplant funded successfully and Niamh is hoped to recover as much as seventy percent of her functioning.
In a quart jar, combine equal portions of:
* Unaged/White Whiskey
* Fernet Branca
* Nutmeg Liqueur
* Grapefruit Juice
Slam it.
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