Life goal: to never make the "Worst Person In Tech" annual vote.

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Paris Marx (@parismarx@mastodon.online)

Attached: 1 image 🚨 THE BATTLE BEGINS 🚨 Your favorite year-end contest is back. It’s time to choose who will be this year’s Worst Perso...

"holy infant so tender and mild" What kind of marinade did they use?

"Shitter's full"

Watched "Wake Up Dead Man," the new Knives Out. SO DAMN GOOD.

Companies spend a lot of money convincing us to trust them. We^W Countries other than the US have government bodies regulating drug companies, because we can't trust them. Tech spends the same "trust me" money, but has no regulatory oversight. Can't blame folks outside tech for not understanding the risks. Blame the companies. Spread the story that the companies can't be trusted and that the cloud is a lie. And in the name of Dog, back up your digital life on media you control!

hey.paris

20 Years of Digital Life, Gone in an Instant, thanks to Apple

Summary: A major brick-and-mortar store sold an Apple Gift Card that Apple seemingly took offence to, and locked out my entire Apple ID, effectivel...

Christmas plan: Get a spiral-cut ham. Walk it down the stairs like a Slinky.

Of course he's hung up on pencils and dollies. "Here, use this pencil and point on the dolly where the bad man touched you."