Some folks find blackhead-clearing videos soothing. I sort of understand: imposing order on chaos, clearing out unwanted crud, and so on. But Kohler is putting cameras in toilets, and I fear the next trend.

I am so tired of begging for money. But I'm a writer. That's what we do.

Want Amazon to give your delivery driver $5 out of the company pocket? https://www.amazon.com/b?ie=UTF8&node=18271648011 Yes, delivery folks should be paid better, absolutely. We shouldn't have to click a button to say "throw my driver a scrap." But welcome to America.