GM to all you purple people out there!

Shout out to everybody who wished a random internet dude a happy birthday. Thank you!

It's my birthday. I'm now 36 and officially a grown up.

If you can look at me and say "Tool sucks" and actually mean it, you're simply wrong.

What the actual fuck. W-2 from work is beyond incorrect. I had a feeling that the 6+ months of paper checks was going to be a headache come tax season. Was I ever right. Me and at least 3 other coworkers have major issues with the information on them. Cherry on top = management nor owners will respond to ANY of our emails, calls, texts, etc. I always count on taxes to catch up on a few bills I put off for the kids Christmas & my youngest daughters birthday in January. That isn't going to work this year. I think it's time to find a new job and tell these people to kick rocks. Worst part is they're also my landlords so any kind of action I take to have this fixed will probably be met with retaliation and me being kicked out of my apartment.

My work has been paying us in paper checks for months now. I've notice that regardless of what time I leave my check always seems the same. So today I did some math. I close a business at 7pm , which takes between 30-45 minutes. Turns out I've only been being paid until exactly 7 and have been cheated out of about $1,800. And I'm not the only one this has been done too. Not very happy. So, I'm going to have a little chat and give them a chance to cut me a check for what I am owed and if not, In reporting them somewhere. I'm not sure to who In would report this to yet, so I'll have tondo some research. The craziest part is management straight up admitted they've only been paying the time on the schedule when the shift ends and not the work done afterwards to close up the store.

I hate when my dog is hurting. Salt from the sidewalks has cracked and blistered her toes and a large blister tore off and deskinned half a toe on her back paw. After a few days of limping around with a bandaged foot, she's finally starting to get around easier and able to stand on her hind legs. Makes me feel better knowing she feels better.

I think my wife is jealous that my desktop and phone background is my dog. 😂

Jesus I feel retarded trying to sharpen these knives. Going to the left is just not possible for my brain and I always mess up my edge on one side. I shouldn't be able to get a better edge using a ceramic rod vs a full set of stones, but I manage to somehow.

Some of the Chinese made Rolex Explorer homages actually look pretty nice. Probably going to scoop one up and break my American made/assembled (with the exception of Casio) watch rule. Narrowed it down the either the 36mm Cronos or Octopus Kraken.