Having an illegal alien girlfriend sounds like an awesome deal. If she ever gives you shit you just turn her over to ICE.

I got just under £200 off that silver bump and got out and it's crashed down again. I somehow managed to get that almost exactly perfect. gg no re

I actually bet a little money on Keir Starmer staying around till 2029 a while ago because if the outcome was true I'd get a conciliation prize, and if the outcome is false dismantling the Labour government would make me richer.

I need to make a program that takes a video and adds the Instagram and Tik Tok video ending things to the end of the video and runs the xvideos classic banner across the top of it.

RDR2 was a good example of a game developer ruining fun to tell a story. Nobody wants to play a game where you get a disease and die. Everyone creates a save before that happens and sacks off the stupid story that comes later.

I have lowered someone's Izzat today.

I was sent an email for a job offer at "The Mayo Clinic" from a GMail address, and the guy there said "yeah you just gotta send your CV to this other GMail address to get it formatted to our standards." Curious I emailed that address and said, "Yo, this other guy said you do CV stuff. What's that about?" They they said just, "Yeah send it" without anything else and I asked them to explain themselves. Then they sent back an obviously ChatGPT generated response and I said, "That's 100% AI, LOL." They got really mad immediately. Now I'm in a back and forth exchange trolling some Indian faggot over email. I think I do a lot of things just to see what's going on with something and I'm very curious and just love fucking with idiots.

He's hit it out of the park again.

I'm about 60 minutes away from having a fuck load of Bolognese. Hell yeah.

Reminder that all investment platforms want you to trade as often as possible to make money from fees. Only a fool buys and sells stocks on a daily basis as a regular thing. Small time horizons are inherently higher risk and it's hard to make any money with fees included. Only truly exceptional circumstances and and strong investment thesis can justify trades shorter than like 6 months.