I think as a planet we gotta do something about how the Aussies say the word No, they say Nawr, every time I hear this I can feel my brain cells start doing atrocities to one another.

This idea that you are going to be 24/7 connected to the internet, always pinging phone towers and somehow think no one can see you is laughably naive. Your VPN isn't making you invisible, Tor isn't making you invisible, I2P isn't making you invisible. Privacy tools can help absolutely, but you aren't invisible.