The perfect male cologne is a mix of coffee, whiskey, tobacco smoke, oil, and gunpowder.

IQ acceptance test at the voting booth. Anyone against this outs themselves as a retard.

Pretend to deport couple of thousand illegals and watch how the con-cons fit an entire boot into their esophagus.

Hey did you guys hear it's gonna snow?

Charge your batteries, yo. Also consider changing your RDS battery if you haven't in a while.

What temperature does the Internet freeze at?

Needed to refresh the wood pile in preparation for the cold, so I hauled and cut around two dozen pole timbers I felled and let lay last year. The one-hand 8" $40 knockoff Dewalt compatible chainsaw I got for Christmas was awesome for this. Way faster to cut pole timbers with that than using a "real" chainsaw.