The time of the poet has long since passed

I swear I could be tweaking I just saw Charlie Kirk at the airport he looked so happy wtf

I drank 1 beer and smoked a couple of cigarettes 2 days ago and I was puking up foam all night and I still can't breathe right

I'm having a fun christmas eve on #monstr

Guy who is really into employment but doesn't actually have a job

inviting people onto my podcast to call them a pedophile and say it's okay because I, too, am a pedophile

there is no known number for the amount of people I want dead

loose pills stop the biting

My wholesome exterminationist worldview was founded on Lord of the Rings and Lord of the Rings 2

why is there sea monkies in my gamer sippy cup