Everyone: “Four Year Cycle Is Dead!” Bitcoin: “Ima go ahead and just keep doing the four year cycle.”

My gut says we hit a minute candle low of $59.9K during this bear cycle. Low enough to really rattle the market, while still pissing on everyone with $58K buy orders.

Notice how the Epstein file dump took all the theatricality out of the latest government shutdown and they’ve magically come to a resolution after four days.

Imagine being the local HVAC guy that Epstein emailed for a routine service inspection. “My Yelp score is never going to recover from this.”