She encouraged me with gentle words and tender kindness until I became a better man

If she marries you, has ten kids, and stares longingly into your eyes to the age of 90 shes probably just being friendly, don’t pursue

They are doing this to me tomorrow

You say you would do anything to save the white race, yet not one person has impregnated Rachel Maddow. Curious

Using 300% of my energy to sit with my coworkers for lunch

Given that Araki is a flaming progressive I think its pretty funny he unintentionally channeled the idea of alligator alcatraz into being