If professional female golfers want more viewers as they claim, they aren't taking the one tactic everyone knows will work. Take your tops off.

Protesters waving foreign flags while slamming America as "oppressive" are caught in their own contradiction. They boast their home countries are superior, yet cling to the freedoms, jobs, and safety only America provides—refusing to return. If their nations were truly better, they’d be on the next flight back. Their choice to stay screams louder than their chants: America’s opportunities trump their rhetoric. Wake up to the irony! #AmericaDelivers #OwnYourLogic

If you found strangers sneaking into your basement, living there without your consent, eating your food, and using your stuff, removing them doesn’t make you a dictator—it makes you a responsible parent protecting your family. Same with illegal aliens: enforcing borders isn’t fascism, it’s common sense. #SecureTheBorder #NotADictator

If Trump were a real fascist dictator, those calling him out would face mass arrests, censorship, or worse—think secret police, gulags, or public purges like Mussolini or Hitler’s playbook. No protests, no free speech, just fear. That’s what actual fascism does to critics. #NoKingsDay #RealityCheck

Ladies, when you married your husband, you didn’t just promise love, you promised to be the only place he could breathe. He shut out every other woman. Every fantasy. Every escape. He made you his only source of intimacy, mentally and physically. But what happens when the one place he’s allowed to turn… disappears? What happens when the woman he married lets herself go, emotionally, mentally, and yes, physically too? No one’s saying stay 25 forever. But preserving your health, your energy, your body, it matters. Not because he’s shallow, but because men are wired that way. Sex isn’t a luxury for him. It’s not a mood. It’s oxygen. He gave up every other source, trusting you would be there, just as he vowed to be there for you. If he’s distant, frustrated, or shutting down… Maybe it’s not because he’s cruel. Maybe it’s because he’s suffocating. Love is constant. But desire needs cultivation. Marriage means being both his heart and his fire.

New stipulation for #welfare. You must "weigh in" every quarter. If you're over BMI plus 20%, you're food stipend is reduced, because clearly, we're giving you too much.