Pardon my French, but what the actual fuck…

the Guardian

French scientist denied US entry after phone messages critical of Trump found

France’s research minister said the scientist was traveling to Houston for a conference when his phone was searched

I would love to sample some of the substance that this gentleman has ingested. It must be #strong

Were Biden's pardons signed with autopen?

President Trump claims "many" of Biden's pardons are void because they were signed automatically and not by hand.

I humbly suggest someone tells Trump that executive orders signed with a ridiculous over-sized magic marker - that are more a jaggedy sketch of my heart rate than a signature, are also.. invalid!