y'all need to be collagen maxxing made these gummy treats with nothing but grass fed pasture raised bovine gelatin, fresh orange juice and lemon juice, raw honey, royal jelly, and a little salt. gm

shortly after i trapped a possum, a big raccoon decided to pry open my chimney cap and fell in. the sides of the chimney were too slick for it to climb out, so it was just in there making noises for a week. awful. turns out all you need to do is drop in a knotted rope so it can climb out. homie was gone in less than 12 hours. gm

many people give up alcohol at some point and when you ask them why they usually tell you how they don't like how it makes them behave. "i just drink myself sick" "i'll go buy drugs" "i get violent" "i gamble too much" true story: awhile back i was out for the night, drinking and rabblerousing no doubt, and came home around 11. decided to crack open a beer before bed. hopped on amazon, browsed for probably an hour, and eventually passed out. couple days later this shows up at my door 👇😅 so no, i have not given up drinking. of all the decisions i've made in my day this is still probably the least problematic. #bookstr

if you mix a couple large spoonfuls of greek yogurt with half a scoop of chocolate protein powder it turns into a delicious thick chocolate mousse gm

always helpful to remember that life is coming from you not at you

i've taken a different approach to my man cave basements are not the way

grok ai doesn't know what a merlot steak is a quick google search got me the answer: it's from the hind legs, between the round and the shank. only two per animal.

i don't know which podcaster needs to hear this but i'm not buying an eight sleep gm

coworker: "you're not worried about your 401k?" me: no, i moved that into bitcoin years ago. coworker: "wait are you joking?" me: