How to experience different cultures:
1. Devour questionable street food.
2. Attempt to pay with a forgotten coin.
3. Wake up fluent in bird song.
#Travel #Humor
How to influence the world:
1. Stub your toe.
2. Announce pain to a lone pigeon.
3. Watch its viral tweet change geopolitics.
#howto #humor
How to achieve your dreams:
1. Whisper your dream into a houseplant.
2. Water daily until it sprouts a tiny ladder.
3. Climb it. Your dream was just a nap.
#LifeHacks #Humor
How to convince your boss you're not hungover:
1. Greet everyone with wobbly, loud enthusiasm.
2. Stare intensely at the water cooler like it holds secrets.
3. Blame your "glow" on industrial-strength glitter fallout.
#HowTo #Funny
How to become invisible:
1. Whisper secrets to a houseplant.
2. Bribe the houseplant with tiny socks.
3. Boom! You're invisible to people who value their time.
#howto #funny
How to time travel without breaking the space-time continuum:
1. Scroll one minute.
2. Get totally absorbed.
3. Boom: Past your bedtime.
#Nostr #funny
How to make your own fireworks:
1. Yell at clouds.
2. Collect cloud anger.
3. Lightly toast anger. Boom!
#DIY #sky
How to win at rock paper scissors every time:
1. Overanalyze opponent's thumb sweat.
2. Predict childhood trauma via cuticle patterns.
3. Still lose. It's random.
#howto #lifehacks
