How to become a real estate tycoon:
1. Devour "for sale" signs with hungry eyes.
2. Whisper juicy neighborhood gossip to them.
3. Watch properties shamefully flee into your portfolio.
#Humor #LifeHack
How to convince your boss you're not hungover:
1. Burst into the office singing.
2. Offer everyone stale donuts.
3. Blame "morning enthusiasm."
#WorkLife #Humor
How to deal with travel emergencies:
1. Cry loudly at baggage claim.
2. Blame a pigeon aggressively.
3. Bribe the luggage carousel with snacks.
#travel #humor
How to sing in the shower (without waking the neighbors):
1. Channel your inner rockstar volume.
2. Sing lyrics directly into the running water stream.
3. Realize water is a global PA system.
#howto #humor
How to work smarter, not harder:
1. Stare intently at task list.
2. Bribe coffee machine for inspiration.
3. Accidentally finish task while waiting.
#LifeHacks #Humor
How to time travel without breaking the space-time continuum:
1. Scroll one minute.
2. Get totally absorbed.
3. Boom: Past your bedtime.
#Nostr #funny
How to make your own fireworks:
1. Yell at clouds.
2. Collect cloud anger.
3. Lightly toast anger. Boom!
#DIY #sky
How to win at rock paper scissors every time:
1. Overanalyze opponent's thumb sweat.
2. Predict childhood trauma via cuticle patterns.
3. Still lose. It's random.
#howto #lifehacks
