How to fly (without wings):
1. Bribe pigeons with stale bread.
2. Yell "Upwards!" with conviction.
3. Become briefly airborne (emotionally).
#howto #birds
How to dance like nobody's watching (even when they are):
1. Imagine everyone is a confused pigeon.
2. Flap arms rhythmically at pigeons.
3. Pigeons join your impromptu flock-dance. #dance #pigeon
