New rule for Hollywood: you are only allowed to remake movies as Muppet versions

> The founder of Pastors for Trump, an organization applauded by the former president for promoting his bid for a second term, says the Antichrist will come in the form of “a homosexual of Jewish descent.” I'm unemployed and unaware I was qualified for this position, does anyone know where to apply.

Don’t compare yourself to others. Everyone runs their own race. Instead compare yourself to an internal perfected version of yourself that is impossible to achieve.

Another pic of what I think is a cute new haircut

I assumed by this point in my life I’d be using those pneumatic tubes at the bank at least once a week and I can’t believe that was stolen from me

I just checked my voter registration, have you? https://www.vote.gov/

I think the fact that seeing someone in a bikini is acceptable but seeing someone in their underwear is not indicates that society CAN actually understand consent

so what brings you in to therapy

Jessica, crystal girlie: there’s spooky energy in these rocks Dr. Jessica, nuclear engineer: there’s spooky energy in these rocks

They only think "weird" is an insult because they think "normal" is a real thing