*ricochets*

My gift to all of you this Christmas will be getting my Covid booster vaccine

Cambodia will defeat Thailand through the power of sheer retard strength

Just got off the phone with Delta, and it sounds like they've lost your luggage. They're all out of your luggage.

I think what makes the concept of vampires so scary is like "What if a Romanian nearby you"

I wonder which ancient civilization had the best music

Starting to like Dire Straits more