Yeah, I’m into neglecting house plants rn It’s my new thing

I’ve heard the term “value add” thrown around 3 times today and it’s not even noon. Going to be sick 🤮

Cannolis n vibes 🤌🏽

*Slams laptop shut* Me: “Your mom’s a churn risk”

Canned Gatorade slaps 🤌🏽

IF YOU PUT YOUR HAND IN THE HANDSHAKE ZONE ITS GETTING A SHAKE AND THATS THAT! View quoted note →