Lord, bless this Panda Express and forgive my haters because they know not what they miss 🙏🏻

A story in 2 parts

Looking into picking up powerwashing as a hobby.

Can we normalize bringing ice cream cakes to events other than kids' birthday parties? Don’t look at me crazy if I wanna crush a Fudgie the Whale with the homies on a random Tuesday.

Another day, another loosey goosey burrito 🌯

Get this man on shark tank immediately View quoted note →

This is the type of shit I’m on right now

Thinkin bout Sprite Remix

Is this what they mean by La dolce vita?

If you’re reading this - take it easy on the pickled onions, alright??