GM , cheers to another week of touching base, circling back and quick syncs 🤌🏽

Family member just gave me an old laptop that had been sitting in the basement for years. They're taken back by how excited I am to run yet another server out of my living room with this dusty thing. #blessed

My old man is out here living in 2030

Today I spent an hour and a half trying to dissuade a prospect from trying to automate their monitoring tool configuration on their 2 database instances (which isn't expected to change anytime soon). In that time we could have set that up 10 times. There were 8 people in this meeting.... we have a follow up on this next week, why are people like this 🤣

My face when somebody toucha my spaghett

SQLserver is a thief of joy

That’s enough conference posting. Back to your regularly scheduled programming #eggstr

I think I stumbled into the wrong part of town 🐀