Deal 🤝

GM Don’t leave your pastry unattended for even a minute in an outdoor cafe or it will be eaten by birds

Had my pate confiscated at the airport 😒 Devastated

Tha fanciest McDonald’s I’ve ever laid eyes on

Bon Jovi

A few more $15 bud lights and imma unleash the glizzard lizard in front of all my coworkers 🌭🦎

Spicy BBQ pork bahn mi from the Vietnamese sun shop that writes over the prices on the menu goes so hard 🤌🏽