You know the bachelor party was lit when people start drinking out of the wine decanters and your buddy starts eating a ribeye like a sandwich, after he spilled his martini all over it. Blessed with such entertaining friends

Sounds like a cyber attack 👀 very sus

It really do be like that sumtimes tho

Got my custom opentelemetry instrumentation running on the relay so I can trace every bad decision I make 🙏🏻

Went out with my 22 year old co worker last night and he kept bumming zyn packets off strangers. He coined his ability to make strangers hand over their zyn packets “dude rizz” and now I can’t stop saying it. Zoomers are hilarious

Spotted a feathery fed doing a lil corporate espionage 😒 …and it pooped on the windowsill

Closest I’ll get to touching grass

Would you bring somebody onto your team that accidentally emailed 3,000 engineers letting them know they would like to change teams after a month at the company? 😬

Nice...