FYI, suburban dysfunction is now a genre image
I will have the spaghetti with a side salad. If the salad is on top, I send it back.
Laptop has been mysterious running out of battery VERY quickly out of nowhere for the past week. Turns out I forgot to turn off the Jenkins server I hosted locally for testing image
Rushed into the office early this morning for a “business critical” meeting and the requester blew me off 🤡
Absolutely bussin
Is rizz contagious? Heard some kids talking about it on the subway
The most productive thing I have done all day is eat a sweet potato. Whatever the opposite of “the grind” is, I’m there in full force today.
Came into a few unexpected deactivated slack profiles this morning 😬
Mfw when I get hit by that weird smell from turning the heat on for the first time this season. image