The world if we all just stayed humble and stacked sats

It is the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty six and some of you are still out here talking about “over leveraged bitcoin treasury companies”

Bitcoiners: Everything you see is fake, don’t trust verify Also bitcoiners: Every word of this terabyte document dump allegedly from the email account of one of history’s great villains is completely real and should be taken at face value

It’s a good time to be short any system that assumes epistemic continuity with your fellow man