Chicks Had Tits, Dudes Had Dicks—Then I Saw This Furry and Lost the Plot Mate, I’m over it. Back in the day, life was simple: chicks had tits, dudes had dicks, and you knew what you were getting. Now? I’m at this thing with my mate, and I see his son’s new fling—a furry, all decked out in some sparkly fox getup, tail bouncing, ears perked. I’m thinking, “Alright, quirky chick, probably calls herself a ‘vixen-kin’ or some TikTok bollocks.” Looks female, moves female, the whole deal. Then my mate drops the nuke: “Nah, it’s a bloke.” A BLOKE. My brain’s doing backflips, not ‘cause I give a toss who his kid’s dating, but ‘cause I saw this furry with my own eyes and got it dead wrong. It’s like reality’s taking the piss, sneaking into my life and flipping what I thought I knew. This ain’t just a laugh—it’s got that French Revolution vibe, when trust got sent to the guillotine and nothing was solid. The old days? You didn’t need a bloody decoder ring to figure people out. See a chick, you knew. See a dude, same. No second-guessing. But this furry? I’m standing there, beer in hand, staring at what I swore was a girl, only to find out it’s a guy. My mate’s half-laughing, half-freaked—says his son’s all “it’s fluid, Dad,” spouting words like he’s swallowed a woke dictionary. We’re just trying to have a yarn without playing “spot the gender.” It’s not about hating on anyone—it’s about the world feeling like a funhouse where mirrors lie. This screams 1789 France, when the mob wasn’t just toppling kings—they were torching certainty. Blokes like the Chevalier d’Éon played mind games, swapping dresses for swords to mess with everyone. They called it “liberty,” but it was chaos—nobody knew what was real, from God to who’s running the show. Now it’s X doing the dirty work: posts hyping “be whoever you want” while others scream “it’s all a scam!” Me? I’m just a bloke who saw a furry, thought “female,” got “male,” and now I’m wondering if I’m the mug for trusting my eyes. Why’s this hit so hard? ‘Cause I saw it, mate. Furries aren’t new—around since the ‘80s, 1-2% of folks, mostly young blokes, with 20-30% vibing “non-binary” (some 2016 furry study). Cool, do you. But when I clock someone as a chick and get corrected, it’s like reality’s pranking me. It’s that Revolution ghost—sowing doubt, making you question your own senses. Could’ve been cleared up with a quick “I’m a dude,” but nah, the “hoo haa” keeps it alive. Drama’s the fuel—clicks, retweets, fights. X loves it. I’m not saying burn the furry costumes. I’m saying I miss when seeing was believing, not a bloody guessing game. This furry crap’s just the start—same as those elite rumors we’re sidestepping. All noise, no truth. So, what’s the fix? Keep it real. Next time I see a furry, I’m asking, “Mate, chick or dude?” Straight-up, no bullshit. Let’s outrun this Revolution rerun, one clear answer at a time. Who’s in? 🍺 #BringBackTheOldDays image
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Jews and Aboriginals, once victims, now form groups that dish out the same abuses they endured—power flips, new grudges. Toobeah, Queensland, proves it: 210 hectares stolen by the Bigambul Aboriginal Corporation in 2024, locking locals out of their creek and town spots. Native title aims to right past wrongs, but it’s a new dispossession, mirroring the colonial boot Aboriginals once took. Same with Jewish groups post-genocide—grabbing power, turning tables. History’s a revenge cycle, not progress. Stop it with raw truth: nobody gets a pass to screw others. Call it out, fight it legally, no BS. image
A Unified Australian Story: From Convict and Indigenous Roots to Collective Resistance Against Modern Overseers Shared Origins Under Colonial Overseers: Australia’s cultural identity was forged through the shared oppression of convicts and Indigenous peoples under colonial control from 1788 onward. Around 160,000 convicts were transported to penal colonies like Sydney Cove and Port Arthur, enduring brutal oversight by overseers who enforced labor with floggings and exile for defiance. Simultaneously, Indigenous peoples, with 60,000+ years of connection to the land, faced violent dispossession, their resistance crushed by the same colonial system. Both groups survived by adapting—convicts through pragmatic compliance and mateship, Indigenous peoples through resilient cultural preservation and subtle defiance. This birthed a collective Australian mindset: “she’ll be right” stoicism, tall poppy syndrome to level standouts, and cautious deference to authority, all rooted in navigating overseers’ control to avoid punishment. Victoria Lockdowns: Echoes of the Past: The 260-day COVID lockdowns in Victoria (2020–2021) revealed this mindset’s hold on Australians, uniting convict-descended and Indigenous peoples in a modern echo of colonial control. Strict rules—curfews, 5km travel limits, mask mandates—saw over 70% compliance, driven by a pragmatic “do the right thing” ethos. Over 100,000 tip-offs to police in April 2020, including 33,680 hotline calls by September, turned communities into informants, mirroring convict-era “touts” and colonial surveillance of Indigenous groups. Rule-breakers, like those attending banned funerals or protesting, were shamed as “tall poppies” defying the collective good for simply practicing their culture, with X posts highlighting frustration over inconsistent enforcement, such as small gatherings fined while larger ones were ignored. Yet, defiance—protests, “Dictator Dan” memes—reflected a shared rebellious spirit, linking convict larrikinism with Indigenous resistance. A Mindset Holding Australia Captive: This convict and Indigenous-forged mindset—pragmatic, leveling, and deferential—can shackle modern Australia. “She’ll be right” stoicism fosters acceptance of restrictive government policies, while tall poppy syndrome discourages those who challenge authority, echoing the need to blend in under colonial overseers. Deference to authority, seen in lockdown compliance and snitching, enables modern “overseers”—governments imposing ever-tightening restrictions, heavy taxation, and compliance demands. These challenges, like excessive fines ($1,652 for minor breaches) and surveillance (drones, arrests for social media posts), reflect a system demanding blind obedience, stifling the freedom both convicts and Indigenous peoples fought to preserve in their own ways. Coming Together to Push Back: Australians—descendants of convicts and Indigenous peoples and all who call Australia home—must unite as one to resist these modern overseers. Tall poppy syndrome is irrelevant when confronting governments that overreach with restrictions and taxes; it silences those who stand up, like activists or reformers challenging compliance culture, just as colonial overseers crushed dissent. The lockdowns showed the cost of conformity—snitching and shaming divided communities—but also the power of unity, seen in shared defiance on X and in protests. By channeling the pragmatic resilience of convicts and the enduring resistance of Indigenous peoples, Australians can reject blind obedience, embracing the larrikin spirit to question authority and push back against restrictive governance. United, we can honor their shared history of survival, forging a future where freedom, not compliance, defines the Australian identity. Simo. image
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Charlie Kirk, a prominent pro-life Christian activist and Turning Point USA founder, was assassinated on September 10, 2025, at Utah Valley University. A sniper’s bullet struck him in the neck during a campus Q&A, shortly after President Trump’s 2025 initiatives to promote Christian values, including the White House Faith Office. Some claim leftist Sodomites aim to silence the faithful, but no suspect or motive is confirmed. The pro-life movement vows to continue Kirk’s fight against abortion. #JusticeForCharlie #Christian image
How's this for a conspiracy, the us government just said there is no data on pre and post safety on children getting the jab that exists. Heads Gunna roll... image
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