Is your wife making you lick all the Christmas card envelopes? If so, you may be entitled to compensation
Attempting to impress people by sticking my face in stinky things now that getting sick has caused me to lose my sense of smell
Me: I have to go upstairs to change out my pajamas, Iβll be right back
My 2yo: Why? Because you pooped your pants?
Get a 6 pack fast with this yearβs lower respiratory virus ab workout
welcome to my brain
