Is your wife making you lick all the Christmas card envelopes? If so, you may be entitled to compensation

Attempting to impress people by sticking my face in stinky things now that getting sick has caused me to lose my sense of smell

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Me: I have to go upstairs to change out my pajamas, I’ll be right back My 2yo: Why? Because you pooped your pants?

Get a 6 pack fast with this year’s lower respiratory virus ab workout

welcome to my brain

Passively aggressively drinking from this on a work call

Programming for bitcoin++ Durham starts in 15 minutes!!