Lately I’ve been studying Gnosticism. To be blunt, most of it reads like total hokum. The cosmology is absurd. And despite what modern Gnostics insist, Nicene Christianity didn’t win *solely* because of persecution. State backing mattered, but so did the fact that “salvation by faith” is simple, portable, and easy to teach. A maze of demiurges, pleromas, and aeons is not. And Nicenes weren’t the only critics. Pagans attacked Gnostics too. Plotinus wrote an entire treatise arguing that their “gnosis” was confused and philosophically incoherent—an awkward problem for a movement built on the claim that it possessed superior knowledge. Neo-Gnostics still say the Church wiped them out. But that’s not quite true. The Mandaeans still practice. Estimates range from 60,000 to 100,000 worldwide. Their historic homelands are Iraq and Iran, where baptism remains central to their rites, though many members now live in diaspora. But out of 30+ ancient Gnostic sects, only the Mandaeans remain recognizably Gnostic. Why? Because their system is relatively clear. One God. The power of Light. The immortality of the soul. A cosmology structured in threes—three emanations, three worlds. It’s coherent enough that you can explain the scaffolding without a dissertation. That clarity helps. So does the fact they’re an ethno-religious community that traditionally rejects conversion and discourages marrying out. There’s one other “survivor,” though it barely counts: Manichaeism. It was once a genuine rival to Christianity. Augustine himself spent years as a Manichaean. And a Manichaean temple still exists in China, though most worshippers treat it as a Buddhist site. Syncretism kept it alive by blurring its identity. That exposes the core problem. Gnosticism begins as syncretism, and syncretism dissolves what makes a religion distinct. But even that isn’t the whole story. Gnosticism’s real competitor wasn’t Christianity—it was Hermeticism. Hermeticism also promised salvation through knowledge, but inverted the cosmology. The world wasn’t a trap. The world was good. Ordered. Lawful. Worth studying. Governed by a higher power whose workings could be uncovered. Hermeticism survived because it was useful. It claimed we perceive reality through altered modes of consciousness, and that these modes can be accessed through repeatable techniques. Alter the state, alter the perception—predictably. That predictability fed straight into early natural philosophy, back when science and magic were still interwoven. Gnostics, by contrast, dismissed the material world. When you write off the world, you don’t bother studying it. Hermetic thinkers did. Which is why Hermetic ideas fed into early astronomy, alchemy, and experimental method. This is why Hermeticism shaped the world, while the only surviving Gnostic sect sits at the margins. image
Millennials are the last generation to be defined by physical media. Think about that. Gen Z and Alpha will have a hard time passing their art down to their children, and explaining why their art meant something.
So I’ve been thinking about the problem of ownership. Mainly, how much of this “stuff” matters. In my house, I have a big collection of video games, music, books, and movies. Various physical formats—some of them obscure. If I die, I know all this stuff gets liquidated. The only exception, I’m sure, will be the vinyl—because this is something I listen to with my child every day and it’s her library as much as it’s mine. The LaserDisc movies, though? It will be the first to go. Same with my collection of sci-fi novels. I’ve tried to get other people into this stuff. No dice. Not a single care about these things I very much care about. And I suppose, big picture, they don’t matter. It’s just stuff. But it’s also stuff that very much touched my life.
All right, let me list all the consoles I own in order that I got them: * NES * SEGA Genesis * SEGA Nomad * SEGA Saturn * Sony PlayStation (two of them!) * Game Boy Color * Game Boy Advance * Sony PlayStation 2 * Microsoft Xbox (two of them!) * Game Micro * Nintendo DS (three of them!) * Nintendo Wii * Microsoft Xbox 360 * Atari Flashback 5 * Nintendo 3DS * Famicom Mini * Sony PSP * Hyperkin RetroN 5 * Nintendo Switch * The C64 Mini I thought about counting the Steam Deck and Legion Go. But no, those are handheld PCs. It’s the same reason I don’t count my Amazon Fire Stick as a console either—even though it can play games. So actually, I have 24 consoles in total.
Someone designed a Commodore 64 laptop. At 8lbs, it is incredibly impractical. Nevertheless, still cool.
Owning 12,000 physical games sounds good until you realize IT TAKES PHYSICAL SPACE. I get it. I own about 500 physical games. 10 consoles. An arcade cabinet. My shelves look cool. No argument there. But thank God most of my library is digital. Steam, GOG, EGS, Amazon, itch.io. Thousands of games that do not require shelves, boxes, or square footage. They exist as bits. That is the point. And yes, I am that guy. I own 10,000s of games. Digital storage is the only reason this does not qualify as hoarding.
People are celebrating the “hip hop-ification” of country music. They’re treating it like a victory lap. The last holdout has fallen. Total cultural dominance achieved. I think it’s the opposite. This feels less like a triumph and more like a death knell. Country music started as Black music. The banjo came from enslaved Africans. DeFord Bailey was a star of early country radio, until he wasn’t welcome anymore. The culture slowly expelled the people who built it, then rewrote the origin story. Hip hop stayed relevant because it resisted that process. When white artists crossed the line, they got called out. Gatekeeping was not a bug. It was the immune system. Kid Rock was the warning shot. He started in hip hop, then pivoted to country. He’s trash, but even he knew there were limits. He cosplayed. He didn’t try to erase the lineage. The next wave will not be that restrained. Especially when the original line between country and blues was racial segregation pretending to be taste. When rich white artists make country that sounds like hip hop, strip out the history, and call it innovation, that’s when hip hop actually dies. Rock already went that way. We know how this ends. image