Elon: How long will it take you to complete this task? Twitter Employee: 10 hours Elon: How long will it take if I help? Twitter Employee: 30 hours Elon: Great! We start work as soon as I finish tweeting about it!
“…bring in some cokes, please” After all, you can’t be reading classified documents while you’re thirsty
“This is secret information, look at this”
Just imagine what he’ll say when he knows he’s not being recorded 🤯
“Due to a number of concerning social media posts, all your funds have been frozen till further notice” #CBN #Nigeria #Money #Bitcoin https://punchng.com/cbn-mandates-banks-to-obtain-customers-social-handles/?amp
Top 10 Cheapest Currencies In The World In 2023 1. 🇮🇷 Iranian Rial 2. 🇻🇳 Vietnamese Dong 3. 🇱🇦 Laotian Kip 4. 🇸🇱 Sierra Leonean Leone 5. 🇱🇧 Lebanese Pound 6. 🇮🇩 Indonesian Rupiah 7. 🇺🇿 Uzbekistani Som 8. 🇬🇳 Guinean Franc 9. 🇵🇾 Paraguayan Guarani 10. 🇺🇬 Ugandan Shilling #Bitcoin fixes this #money
The 10 Weakest Currencies In The World – Forbes Advisor
“If you don't believe me or don't get it, I don't have time to try to convince you, sorry” - Satoshi Nakamoto, [Don’t bother trying to explain #bitcoin to people who are either not ready to comprehend or being intentionally obtuse because they’re benefitting from the current financial system]
5 Food Items Have Been Recalled Across Canada 1. Natural Delights Medjool Dates | 907 g | UPC 097923 544018 Recall Reason: insects, Red Chilli Powder 2. Red Chilli Powder Extra Hot | 25 kg | All units received in shipping container TTLU7963457 Recall Reason: bacillus cereus, 3. Frozen Pizza Rolls Recalled Food: M&M Food Market Cheesy Pizza Rolls | 460 g Recall Reason: pieces of metal." 4. Curly Parsley Recall Reason: possible salmonella contamination 5. Coconut Curry Cauliflower Bowl Recall Reason: contains milk which is not declared on the label https://www.mtlblog.com/5-food-items-have-been-recalled-across-canada-check-your-groceries
#Naija no dey carry last… “By attempting to beat the record, the Nigerian chef said Thursday she wanted to show how hardworking and determined Nigerian youths are and also as a campaign for young African women who are sidelined in society”
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Nigerian chef cooks nonstop for 100 hours to set new global record
A Nigerian chef on Monday set a new global record for the longest hours nonstop cooking as she cooked for 100 hours, surpassing the current record.
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